My Own Jokes


Wife:-Emandi Pellullu swargamlo nirnyam avutayanta kada nijamena?

Husband:- Emo naku Anthaga Teliyadu, Okkasari Velunte paiki velli Adigira

Wife:- Ante Nannu Chanipomantunnara

Husband:- Adi kade asalu akkada enduku ila tappulu chestunnaru ani adagamantunna anthe....


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Wife:-Attavari intiki vastu bayata kukkalunnavi jagartha board chusi mi family edanna koncham goppavare nijam oppukuntaru

Husband:- Avunu Monna Na pelli Ayyake A board Pettincharu.

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Wife:- Edustu Evandi Tellivari vatchina kala Nijamovutunda?

Husband:- sarle Edavaku Inthaki Emi kala

Wife:- Manaki Godavalu Jarigi Vidakalu Tisukunnamanta

Husband:- Jaragaduleve nakeppudu manchi jarigindi kanaka....

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Husband:- Emai Kantam, mi nanna naku itchina viluvaindi okkati cheppu

Wife:- Mari ade ee a rendu ekarala polam, byke, 2 lakhs katnam, 3 lakhs bangaram marichipoyara

Husband:- Sarle, Ekkada ni Peru Cheppukuntavonani tega bayapadi chatcha....nijam oppukunnav

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Tammudu:- Annayya Entira E madya a Ammai chuttu tirugutunnav

Annayya:- Intiki Deepam Illalu kadara Anduke A deepanni mana intiki testanu

Tammudu:- Chuste Ala Ledu Dipam Chuttu Tirugutunna minugurala vunnav, madipotavemo Jagartha.....

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Girl:- Haiiiiiiiiiiii Darlinggggggggggg Ekkadunnav (phonolo)

Boy:- Bill Ekkada Kattali

Girl:- You Crazy, Manasulo vunnadi ventane pattestav anduke I Love You...

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